Scout's Mother: You want to run off and be a mercenary? Ugh, Scout, honey. Look at you, a baby, barely 20. Still my little slugger, starting out.
FemScout: I know.
Scout's Mother: You know why you're house here in the city?
FemScout: Yeah, but ma...
Scout's Mother: That's right, cause you're all like a fluff, Scout.
FemScout: Ma?
Scout's Mother: Sure, I always knew this day was coming. Knew one day you'd want to leave the nest. Ugh, one day, not today.
FemScout: But…
Scout's Mother: Trust me, babe. Mother knows best. Mother knows best. Honey, you're not Soldier. You ain't got out for that stuff. Mother knows best. Don't you know what's out there? Don't you put me through now!
FemScout: Ma, I can do this!
Scout's Mother: Miniguns, bombs, rockets, clips and fires! Maniacs with swords. A new one.
FemScout: No!
Scout's Mother: Yeah!
FemScout: But ma...
Scout's Mother: Science gone wrong. Floods are missing eyes!
FemScout: Come on, ma.
Scout's Mother: And stairs to stop my heart, you take it! Mother's right here, and she'd never leave you. Sweetie, here's what I suggest! Forget the gunplay, stay in M. A. Mother knows best. Go ahead, get gutted by some thugs' knives.
FemScout: I'll watch my back.
Scout's Mother: Go ahead, get blown to smithereens.
FemScout: I don't need this, ma.
Scout's Mother: Mom can't tell you how to live your own life. It isn't like he gaves it... to you. *cries*
FemScout: Ma, come on, not this again.
Scout's Mother: Go ahead, and leave me like your sisters! Just thought you'd be different than the rest. When you need me out there, you'll see.
FemScout: What do you mean?
Scout's Mother: Mother knows best! *laughs*
FemScout: Um.
Scout's Mother: Mother knows best, take it from me, baby. You ain't got what it take.
FemScout: Oh, come on.
Scout's Mother: Just be quick to stress. Hotheaded and lazy. Please, you won't last half a day!
FemScout: It's because of my lazy!
Scout's Mother: Jonny shows undone. And you suck your thumb, too.
FemScout: No, I don't...
Scout's Mother: Grouchy is your hair, ever could?
FemScout: Ma, I wear a hat.
Scout's Mother: And not to mention, your problems to the bathroom.
FemScout: W-what?
Scout's Mother: I tell you, because I love you. Mother understands. Mother wants to help you. All I have is one request! Scout, honey.
FemScout: Yeah, ma?
Scout's Mother: Don't ever talk about leaving house. Again.
FemScout: Yes, ma.
Scout's Mother: That's my girl. Who's my little slugger?
FemScout: *Laughs* Yeah, I am.
Scout's Mother: *Laughs* Oh, I love you so much, baby. *kisses*
FemScout: *Laughs*
Scout's Mother: Don't you do it... or I'll lose it. Mother knows best.
