Well, I just got back home from a seven-day vacation
From a little part of Spain that′s earned, quite the reputation
Not for sandy beaches or jugs of fresh sangria
But for rowdy Brits abroad, fired up on eighteen pints of beer
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The day starts with a fry-up and ends on a kebab
Drinks are cheaper by the bucket and free shots are up for grabs
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Oh, Benidorm
What you do that for?
Took my money, stole my heart
And left me passed out on the floor
I'll never learn
And I′ll return
Just when I think I can't take anymore
I book another holiday to Benidorm
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Well, there's football in the daytime as the stags hit Tiki Beach
Black chicken karaokes where the wanna-be stars meet
At night, you′ll see the tributes, Amy Winehouse and Tom Jones
And later on you might just catch a sticky Vicky show
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Star Wars on a Segway ain′t for the weak, I'll tell you that
Then you stagger home and sing Sweet Caroline into the night
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Oh, Benidorm
What you do that for?
Took my money, stole my heart
And left me passed out on the floor
I′ll never learn
And I'll return
Just when I think I can′t take anymore
I book another holiday to Benidorm, oh, now!
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One thing that you oughta know
Just some advice before you go
Those that hate it, won't go back
But those that love her, fall into her trap
And just like that
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Oh, Benidorm
What you do that for?
Took my money, stole my heart
And left me passed out on the floor
I′ll never learn
And I'll return
Just when I think I can't take anymore
I book another holiday to Benidorm
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Just when I think I can′t take anymore
I book another holiday to Benidorm
Yee-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha
