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J = Joanne
M = Mark
BOTH = Both
() = Spoken
J - The samples won't delay but the cable
M - (There's another way
Say something, anything)
J - Test one, two, three
M - (Anything but that)
J - This is weird
M - It's weird
J - Very weird
M - Fucking weird
J - I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off I'm with you
M - Feel like going insane
Got a fire in your brain
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline
J - As a matter of fact
M - Honey, I know this act
It's called the Tango Maureen
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy, merry go round
As she keeps you dangling
J - (you're wrong)
M - Your heart she is mangling
J - (it's different with me)
M - And you toss and you turn 'cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
J - I think I know what you mean
BOTH - The Tango Maureen
M - Has she ever pouted her lips and called you Pookie?
J - (Never)
M - Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
J - This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
M - (Every time), so be, cautious
J - Did she moon over other boys?
M - (More than moon)
J - I'm getting nauseous
[DANCEBREAK]
M - (Where did you learn to tango?)
J - (With the frech ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at miss porter's. And you?)
M - (With Nanette Himmelfarb, the rabbi's daughter at the scarsdale jewish community center)
[More dance]
M - (It's hard to do this backwards)
J - (You should try it in heels)
[Even more dance]
J - She cheated
M - (She cheated)
J - Maureen cheated
M - (Fucking cheated)
J - I'm defeated, I should give up right now
M - Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might
J - I'd fall for her still anyhow
BOTH - When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
M - So you think might as well
J - Dance a tango to hell
BOTH - At least I'll have tangoed at all
The tango Maureen
Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
'Til your glum and you bum and turn blue
M - Why do we love when she's mean?
J - And she can be so obscene
My Maureen
BOTH - The tango Maureen
