(music & words: Coincidence)
Verse 1:
The first man's name was Kiki
He wore such little pants
His brother was the champion
But Kiki loved to dance
Verse 2:
The second man was Choo-Choo
A master of romance
He loved the damsel in distress
But not as much as dance
Verse 3:
& Then 1 Day, it happened
They went off to the world
They went onto a journey
Idolized by the boys & girls
They learned so many lessons
In all the foreign lands
But no matter where they wound up
They never stopped the dance
Pre-Chorus:
1 Day inside the station
In Amsterdam, perchance
The men we're standing side-by-side
By the man with the crooked glance
Then turned to face each other
It was just happenstance
That these 2 men would meet that day
& do that faithful dance
Chorus:
Wow, You Can Really Dance
Wow, You Can Really Dance
He Went Thud, Thud, Thud
He Went Thud, Thud, Thud
They Said, "We've both been dancing all this time What a Coincidance!"
Verse 4:
& then they danced together
Like no.1's danced before
The diplomats we're dancing
Then cancelled all the wars (No more)
Verse 5:
The whole world celebrated
With no more violence
& all because these men crossed path
What a Coincidance!
Outro:
Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
Let's Dance Handsome Dancer
